Talking to dolphins

So miami wants me to tryout as slot receiver. At 6'2, 220 i got this!

Didn't read. I think is no more but there's a copy of the content at

Lots of good info there.

I talk to my toaster. It's voice sounds like Ronnie James Dio. It tell me to burn things, but don't ever burn my bagels.


I'm right here. This shit works!

*Jeez you got a big pussy*


looks like that shark is raping her