Ted Dibiase worried about his millions of dollars


Ted DiBiase Worried About Current Status Of His Million Dollars

Ted Dibiase

August 24, 2009 | | 


BEL, CA—Once known for his extravagant spending and diamond-studded outfits, former professional wrestler "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase has reportedly fallen on hard times, admitting Tuesday that he did not know the exact status of his $1 million fortune. "Well, the economy has been real bad lately, and Virgil has made some terrible investments over the years," said DiBiase, shaking his head and adding that he hadn't slowly counted a stack of bills in the backseat of a limousine in more than a decade. "I also lost track of where my briefcase is, and that had about $5,000 plus a bunch of IOUs in it." DiBiase went on to claim that "everybody has a price," and said he was currently accepting offers to kiss people's feet for $100 

I wish they would make Ted Dibiase Jr. into a snobby rich kid with a pastel sweater tied around his shoulders.  I miss gimmicks.