treyes7123 - bought fake cock. used fake cock. stashed fake cock in bedroom. passed test. got job. moved out of parents.
several months later
told friend I used fake cock to pass. friend wants to borrow fake cock to pass drug test. i search boxes of my shit at moms for my fake cock. cant find fake cock. ask mom where is my fake cock. fake cock got tossed. dad hugs me. thought i was gay.
friend fails drug test. true story.
KwikTempah - dad must be so proud his son is a junkie and not a faggot .
Kliquid 8 hours ago treyes7123 - bought fake cock. used fake cock. stashed fake cock in bedroom. passed test. got job. moved out of parents.
several months later
told friend I used fake cock to pass. friend wants to borrow fake cock to pass drug test. i search boxes of my shit at moms for my fake cock. cant find fake cock. ask mom where is my fake cock. fake cock got tossed. dad hugs me. thought i was gay.
friend fails drug test. true story. Oh my god. LMFAO.
treyes7123 - bought fake cock. used fake cock. stashed fake cock in bedroom. passed test. got job. moved out of parents.
several months later
told friend I used fake cock to pass. friend wants to borrow fake cock to pass drug test. i search boxes of my shit at moms for my fake cock. cant find fake cock. ask mom where is my fake cock. fake cock got tossed. dad hugs me. thought i was gay.
friend fails drug test. true story.
Not only is that awesome but your staccato style of writing makes it even better...
treyes7123 - bought fake cock. used fake cock. stashed fake cock in bedroom. passed test. got job. moved out of parents.
several months later
told friend I used fake cock to pass. friend wants to borrow fake cock to pass drug test. i search boxes of my shit at moms for my fake cock. cant find fake cock. ask mom where is my fake cock. fake cock got tossed. dad hugs me. thought i was gay.
friend fails drug test. true story.
KwikTempah - dad must be so proud his son is a junkie and not a faggot .
"Dad hugs me. Thought I was gay", fuck me that is the best thing I've ever heard, can just picture your mum finding it and having the "chat" with your dad!
True story: I work as a Parole Officer and we caught a guy using a whizzinator once because he bought it on sale.....He was white and he bought a black whizzinator. We hardly ever get the Lex Luther types on Parole.
