Tell me about your worst boss ever.

Like the title says.....hop to it! Phone Post

5 feet tall...bald...buckteeth...

failed in high school

was never promoted in the Marines...

always was right no matter what..




lied all over his resume to get his former position

would up marrying a stripper that half of the company boned

got walked out 6 months ago for porn...

life's a circle...he can't get a job

F HIM!!

Sofa King Cool - I once had a female boss. She was a really mean lady, and I wish nothing but the worst for her.

I was 18 working in a small restaurant and she was probably 35-40. Man she was awful. Phone Post

How so? Phone Post

teabagexpress - 5 feet tall...bald...buckteeth...

failed in high school

was never promoted in the Marines...

always was right no matter what..




lied all over his resume to get his former position

would up marrying a stripper that half of the company boned

got walked out 6 months ago for porn...

life's a circle...he can't get a job

F HIM!!

Damn. Phone Post

I was entry level and she had just had a kid. She would work half days, was socially awkward even in emails, and had a door lock installed so she could pump her breast milk. The last part was traumatizing.

I had a female version of the "pointy-haired boss" from Dilbert - she was completely incompetent, incredibly stupid, and woefully arrogant - the only difference was that instead of pointy hair, she had a really repulsive camel toe.

english fella... fancied himself a singer, songwriter, "chilled out entertainer"...

headbutted a new girl once while demonstrating his soccer skills in the office...

accepted a promotion that meant our branch closing, until he failed the physical, then lied and said he didn't accept the promotion to save our jobs...

wrongly and publicly accused an employee of spreading a photoshopped pic of him in a porn scene, until finding out it was his best mate that did it, then tried to play the whole incident down...

cheated on an office trivia contest...
this is just the tip of the iceberg, it would take me about twelve hours to go over everything he did...

solidsnake - I was entry level and she had just had a kid. She would work half days, was socially awkward even in emails, and had a door lock installed so she could pump her breast milk. The last part was traumatizing.

you watched her? Phone Post

Misedukatd -

I had a female version of the "pointy-haired boss" from Dilbert - she was completely incompetent, incredibly stupid, and woefully arrogant - the only difference was that instead of pointy hair, she had a really repulsive camel toe.

lol! Phone Post

sawdusk - english fella... fancied himself a singer, songwriter, "chilled out entertainer"...

headbutted a new girl once while demonstrating his soccer skills in the office...

accepted a promotion that meant our branch closing, until he failed the physical, then lied and said he didn't accept the promotion to save our jobs...

wrongly and publicly accused an employee of spreading a photoshopped pic of him in a porn scene, until finding out it was his best mate that did it, then tried to play the whole incident down...

cheated on an office trivia contest...
this is just the tip of the iceberg, it would take me about twelve hours to go over everything he did...

yikes! Phone Post

Had a guy chew my ass up and down for not getting stuff done during a 2 week vacation. After explaining to him I wasn't even there he huffed and said you better figure something out. Easy enough. i cleaned my desk and left the key...done deal ass

Sofa King Cool -
cthlcschlgrl -
Sofa King Cool - I once had a female boss. She was a really mean lady, and I wish nothing but the worst for her.

I was 18 working in a small restaurant and she was probably 35-40. Man she was awful. Phone Post

How so? Phone Post

She was a huge control freak, and had mental issues. One time my older brother stopped by the restaurant and I stopped to talk to him, briefly, and she yelled at me in front of him and was all like, "Do you want to be fired? I will fucking fire you so fast!" Needing the job and being 18 I had to tuck my tail and bow down. She only did it to mess with me, she did that to all of the teenage employees. That's just a small sample, every day was awful if she was there.

I wish I had a cool OG story about how I showed her and gave her a lesson, but I don't.

I left shortly after and they closed the restaurant. It's been ten years and I've done pretty well for myself, but I'd still like to punch her right in the face. I might find out where she is working and go fuck with her, but I'm bigger than that. Phone Post

"If it wasn't for you meddling kids!" Phone Post

444local - Had a guy chew my ass up and down for not getting stuff done during a 2 week vacation. After explaining to him I wasn't even there he huffed and said you better figure something out. Easy enough. i cleaned my desk and left the key...done deal ass

Wow. Phone Post

sawdusk - english fella... fancied himself a singer, songwriter, "chilled out entertainer"...

headbutted a new girl once while demonstrating his soccer skills in the office...

accepted a promotion that meant our branch closing, until he failed the physical, then lied and said he didn't accept the promotion to save our jobs...

wrongly and publicly accused an employee of spreading a photoshopped pic of him in a porn scene, until finding out it was his best mate that did it, then tried to play the whole incident down...

cheated on an office trivia contest...
this is just the tip of the iceberg, it would take me about twelve hours to go over everything he did...
You still with Wernham Hogg? Phone Post 3.0

cthlcschlgrl - 
solidsnake - I was entry level and she had just had a kid. She would work half days, was socially awkward even in emails, and had a door lock installed so she could pump her breast milk. The last part was traumatizing.

you watched her? Phone Post


One day I tried to walk into her office and door was locked.

Coworker says, you don't want to do that, she's pumping.

solidsnake -
cthlcschlgrl - 
solidsnake - I was entry level and she had just had a kid. She would work half days, was socially awkward even in emails, and had a door lock installed so she could pump her breast milk. The last part was traumatizing.

you watched her? Phone Post


One day I tried to walk into her office and door was locked.

Coworker says, you don't want to do that, she's pumping.

eeeeeewwwwwww Phone Post

sawdusk - english fella... fancied himself a singer, songwriter, "chilled out entertainer"...

headbutted a new girl once while demonstrating his soccer skills in the office...

accepted a promotion that meant our branch closing, until he failed the physical, then lied and said he didn't accept the promotion to save our jobs...

wrongly and publicly accused an employee of spreading a photoshopped pic of him in a porn scene, until finding out it was his best mate that did it, then tried to play the whole incident down...

cheated on an office trivia contest...
this is just the tip of the iceberg, it would take me about twelve hours to go over everything he did...

Haha brilliant Phone Post

He did time in a Turkish prison

The guy that runs this website once brought in bottled water instead of distilled perrier for our monthly moderator meeting.

So there was that...

My story won't post so ill have to wait till I have a computer Phone Post 3.0