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Dear:
[ ] Clueless newbie
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Asshole
[ ] Kid with no clue
[ ] Flamebait
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Lazy person
[ ] Jockrider
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Shameless promoter
[ ] Asterik-laden adjective
[ ] Pointless TTT-er
[ ] KKM
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
[ ] You are not the grammar police
[ ] You started a flamewar thread
[ ] You are bitching about something you have no right to bitch about
[ ] You asked for relationship help on this forum
[ ] You asked an incredibly stupid question
[ ] You can`t spell worth shit
[ ] You like ricers
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored advice
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted spam
[ ] You like a fighter a bit too much not to be gay
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You quoted someone's shameless self-promotion
[ ] You are quitting the website for good...again
[ ] You complained about the Moderators
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your Internet account
[ ] Post this shit on the Otherground
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
[ ] Cut off both your hands with your own hands
[ ] Post some damn pics
[ ] Go kick your parents in the gonads right now
[ ] Remove the forum from your list
[ ] E-Mail Kirik and tell him to ban you
[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
[ ] Repenting is not possible, you are banned.
[ ] Put your car into a crusher
[ ] Get off your ass and train
[ ] Train in the style you are talking about
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Actually leave the website for good
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