Thank god for smart phones.

Because sneaking the newspaper into the toilet in Ye olde times would have been a tough job. Phone Post 3.0

You didn't sneak it in, you brought it with you like a boss and you lit a cigarette while you sat on the John and didn't even lock the door. You unbuttoned your shirt and hung it up like a gentlemen. Grandpa shat like a man. Phone Post 3.0

dustynothing - You didn't sneak it in, you brought it with you like a boss and you lit a cigarette while you sat on the John and didn't even lock the door. You unbuttoned your shirt and hung it up like a gentlemen. Grandpa shat like a man. Phone Post 3.0
VU for first reply grand slam. LOL. Literally. Phone Post 3.0

Grew up having a stack of newspapers, catalogs and comics in the bathroom.

angryguy - Grew up having a stack of newspapers, catalogs and comics in the bathroom.
Judging by your SN no porn huh Phone Post 3.0

MediumRareMistake - 
angryguy - Grew up having a stack of newspapers, catalogs and comics in the bathroom.
Judging by your SN no porn huh Phone Post 3.0

Step dad had old playboys tucked in the closet but thats a different thread for a different time

pfsjkd -
dustynothing - You didn't sneak it in, you brought it with you like a boss and you lit a cigarette while you sat on the John and didn't even lock the door. You unbuttoned your shirt and hung it up like a gentlemen. Grandpa shat like a man. Phone Post 3.0
VU for first reply grand slam. LOL. Literally. Phone Post 3.0
You are correct, he nailed it. One can argue that the smartphone has had a small part in the pussification of America. Back in the day, it was a badge of honor to take that long wall through the office with a newspaper or magazine under your arm as you go to hit the shitter. You use to walk tall, proud and without a worry in the world that management will say something.....it was a sign that you made it in your chosen career.

I voted up the OP for bringing up the topic, the 1st reply for setting off a truth bomb and psjkd(or whatever combo and sequence of letters your Phone Post 3.0