The 2 Hogs

i posted this revelaton on the wrestling forum that the homoerotic dry humping that takes place on the mat and the makeout sessions of a prolonged clinch would be the downfall and the same is true for mma and sw so what is the solution

  1. make all groundfighting require a gi like judo thickness this way we dont have to look at 2 sweaty hogs having a hump

  2. in a clinch situation have a rule go for the throw in 3 seconds or break up i would also add this to boxing and although greco upper body wrestlers need the singlet boxer dont an need to wear olympic gear like headgear,waist gear, and tank tops

That, my friends, is one profound revelation.