Make it happen!
SIGNED! 
Stann would be more competitive!!!
Boetch would get outclassed on the feet against Mike, and if Chael had that much trouble taking him down and holding him...well...
Wouldn't mind seeing Bisping getting uppercutted into a limp pile of bones. 
Eisenberg - Boetch would get outclassed on the feet against Mike, and if Chael had that much trouble taking him down and holding him...well...Two words: glass jaw.
TTT
I think Bisping would win. I'd hope for an epic KO from Boetsch, but Mike's jab and jog would do really well against Tim's style, imo. However, saying Tim has a punchers chance would be a huge understatement.
superCalo -Well since your reading comprehension sucks you'll have to re-read my post and see I never mentioned Henderson.ausgepicht -Yep that overhand right from henderson wouldn't have even fazed most fighters letalone knocked them out.Eisenberg - Boetch would get outclassed on the feet against Mike, and if Chael had that much trouble taking him down and holding him...well...Two words: glass jaw.
Troll fail.