What are the advantages and benefits of the being a miniature?
You can ride a bmx, razor scooter, skateboard, cool folding bicycle without appearing bizarre.
You are a good match for a smart exotic Oriental beauty and can make a relationship without appearing a mail-order merchant because it just looks a natural match of a regular couple
....and add your It's Good to Be Short Advantages and Benefits :)
I'm tall as fuck!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Owfuckihitmyhead!!! 
Keep telling yourself that while I'm banging hot chicks who only date guys they can wear high heels around.
This list is kinda .... Short.
Coming up with many advantages to being short is a ......tall order.
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
An average sized dick looks huge in you short people, short arms means easIer bench press
your head gets to be used as my arm rest.
shaqitup -your head gets to be used as my arm rest.
Lol ive never heard of you before two hours ago but youre on fire today! 
Metal Andy -shaqitup -your head gets to be used as my arm rest.
Lol ive never heard of you before two hours ago but youre on fire today! <img alt="Phone Post" border="0" src="/images/phone/droid.png" style="vertical-align:middle;" /></blockquote>
thanks chief, that comment was yesterday though
It amazes how insecure the og, both short and tall are about height
You get to smell my glorious farts before I do..
*farts gloriously
shaqitup -Metal Andy -shaqitup -your head gets to be used as my arm rest.
Lol ive never heard of you before two hours ago but youre on fire today! <img alt="Phone Post" border="0" src="/images/phone/droid.png" style="vertical-align:middle;" /></blockquote>
thanks chief, that comment was yesterday though
Its real to me dammit
HATERS!