The biggest lies ever told :)

in gods eyes we're already married

"Don't worry babe... I'll go slowly..."

"Sure... I'll tell you when I'm going to come"

"Y'know... I'm just looking to settle down...I'm just not into casual sex any more"

"Sorry, you had a mosquito on your arse..."

"no...I don't think you best friend is hot"
"no i don't want to phark her"
"3somes are over rated"
" No I don't want to have a 3some with you and your friend"
" I swear she looked a lot hotter last night...honest"

"Of course I'm listening to you..."

"No John, you don't give belts out too easily"

'No wookey73, size doesn't really matter'

Let's not go down that path wookey73.....

Do we need to remind you of the recent wins that the machado guys have had at national and international level....along with other jj guys from Oz.

"This is for the good of the sport"

er...Cam & G, who said I was talking about John Will?

"This will be the last time I speak regarding Tony BONELLO fighting an Australian on this forum unless I have a signed contract to announce on xfc.com.au "

I'd actually prefer it if Justin had/has told the truth but I think it would be asking for a bit too much.

wookey73,

Who were you talking about?

Gerald.

Let the gentle roll down Ambiguity Street begin...

I was simply referring to a guy named John who in the opinion of many tends to give belts out a little too easily. This particular John has never really competed in BJJ let alone at at an International level. Anyway as long as I haven't hit upon a raw nerve. I wouldn't want to upset anyone. :)

Dickhead

"I haven't had sex in a year i'm waiting for the right girl"

PURE COMEDIC GOLD

wookey you need story writting lessons of Dave and his monkeys...

Anyway back to the topic.

No honey shes only a friend!

no i wouldnt, she's too young for me

I can't stay the nite i have to work in the morning.

It's not u it's me

Do you believe in love at first site or should i walk past you again.

lol @ 'it's not you it's me'!

wookey73, a little walk down the lane of assumption instead perhaps?

What makes you think my post had anything to do with yours?

;)

Gerald.

Zooloo,

"Do you believe in love at first site or should i walk past you again."

This is not a lie, it is a cheesy pick up line so I will create a new thread for cheesy pick up lines.

Dave.