One day while he was at the track betting on the ponies and nearly losing
his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed
the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.
Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race. Mitch was
most interested to see what the priest did the next race.
Sure enough, he watched the priest step out onto the track as the 5th
race horses lined up, and place a blessing on the forehead of one of the
horses. Mitch made a beeline for the window and placed a small bet on the horse.
Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse the priest had blessed
won the race.
Mitch collected his winnings and anxiously waited to see which horse the
priest bestowed his blessing on for the 6th race. As the day went on, the priest continued blessing one of the horses, and it always came in first.
Mitch began to pull in some serious money, and by the last race, he knew
his wildest dreams were going to come true. He made a quick stop at the ATM,
withdrew his savings and awaited the priest's blessing that would tell him which
horse to bet on. True to his pattern, the priest stepped out onto the track before the
last race and blessed the forehead, eyes, ears and hooves of one of the horses.
Mitch bet every cent, and watched the horse come in dead last. Mitch was dumbfounded. He made his way to the track and when he found the priest, he demanded, "What happened, Father? All day you blessed horses and they won. The last race, you blessed a horse and he lost. Now I've lost my savings too, thanks to you!!"
The priest nodded wisely and said, "That's the problem with Baptists, you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and the Last Rites."