This is the hardest I’ve laughed while watching the challenge in a long time. Tiny gay boy ruins the daily challenge by Titanic-ing instead of trying to help get the flag. Then ruins the elimination because he can’t pick up the anal girl. hahaha that dude should never show his face in the challenge again.
Veronica is soooo fat. The paired her with the black guy who is afraid of heights?!? The fair thing would be pairing that floatation device with one of the black guys that can’t swim!
Tommy and Anal-ease are dummies. But she has a cool 1/2 of a name.
Jordan and Tori, SMH. He can do a lot better than that fessy-fucker.
Nelson worried about winning the daily challenge is pure comedy, since it’s never happened ever!! Edit: finally!
He looked pitiful and should have done better, but Tommy was saddled with another of the notoriously weight-based challenges. That said, the no-tear crying was an embarrassment. He seems very “special needs.” I bet he’s a huge hugger with his coworkers at the pen factory.
Jay and Michelle really shit the bed.
They had a chance to throw in vets but wimped out thinking bananas and nany will owe them a favor later.
Bananas has fucked over his best friends in the game over the years but Michelle thinks she has an iou, crazy.
Jay is an idiot and so is Michelle
Strange as fuck.
Michele is so stupid. Fucked them over as much as to STEAL a half Milly from Sarah. I’m not sure how that dude ever recovered from being the biggest POS in the show. When hurricane Ashlee fucked over hunter it was a long time coming.
Veronicas just extremely fat.
Nelson’s crush has HUGE arms, she gonna be a bigger one shortly.
I can’t decide if sometimes laurel looks OK and other times she’s disgusting (like when she was chopping her pelvis when she cheated on the climb against ninja.) Or she’s just fully disgusting. My eyes are fucked up.
I mostly agree. They fucked up by half-stepping, imo. You throw in 3 sets of vets, then panic and want them on your side? If you’re going to do it, just do it and align with the rookies. They did the worst of both worlds. Didn’t get rid of a vet team and didn’t get any allies (maybe Johnny). I tend to think Johnny does mostly keep his word in these situations, so there’s a good chance he does pay it back, but I don’t understand why he offered it. They didn’t ask for it in advance, so he’s order no obligation to pay it back just because they tried to salvage something from their shit decision. They didn’t throw him in out of fear. That fear remains.
Also, you have to be deaf and blind or have never watched the show if you think Laurel is one to forgive.
Also, also, did Laurels homo get lip injections? JFC, I don’t know how Jay sat there having a serious conversation with a guy trout-pouting.
I do not find her very attractive. Too much work and makeup and she’s a “skinny fat” for sure. She’s shaped like a Lego. I can see how the illusion fools people, though. Something about blonde hair and a bunch of makeup has a smoke and mirrors effect.
I’m a big laurel fan, but understand she can be unbearable. Also, I do find her attractive, but I like athletic chicks and her dominance over the other girls…me likely. She needs makeup and a smile to look her best, though. She rolled into that elimination meeting with Jay and Michelle looking like a stay at home mom after 9 on a school night.
She’s also very smart IRL. She is a veterinarian, which most people realize is one of the most difficult professions to attain. She got her doctorate in May.