The difference between potentially...

 ...And realistically



A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'



The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.




Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars
; and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'



So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'



The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'



The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'



The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt
; I would sleep with him in a heartbeat
are you nuts?'



The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'



'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'



The boy pondered the answers for a few days and
then went back to his dad.



His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
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The boy replied, 'Yes, Potentially', you and I are sitting on Three million dollars.



But 'realistically', we're just living with two hookers and a queer./o:p

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possibly one of the oldest gags ever

Now's as good a place as any...


I like clown sex.