Upon reading the following demented tale, you may reach the following conclusion – I must be a fag of some sort. I posted this little blerb on another thread and I thought it would be good to include here to signify that I am by no means a fag of any sort.
“You know how I know I’m not gay? I play a little game with myself sometimes whenever I’m out in public and meet a new guy. I tell myself in my head ‘you gotta suck his dick’. And every time I do that it repulses me. Try it yourself sometime. Every time you come across a new male tell yourself ‘ok you want to be gay, you gotta suck his dick’. Because that’s what fags do, they suck everybody’s dick, any male. It doesn’t matter if they’re some fat bald brown guy, you got to suck his dick. That instantly reminds myself that I’m not gay because fags suck everybody’s dick and there’s no way I could do that. Now, if it was Channing Tatum or someone like that than maybe if I was on meth or something, but other than that, no way.