The great UG story. One line at a time.

One day Crystal Meth Jesus went to his local gay bar and..... Phone Post 3.0

He found op who is a faggot Phone Post 3.0

TheBearStare - He found op who is a faggot Phone Post 3.0
OP was deep undercover.... Phone Post 3.0

With another man mounting him from behind

He asked the other man if that was a torch or.... Phone Post 3.0

But the man put the ball-gag back in OP's mouth before he could finish the sentence

OP is a chuck knuckle

ziiiiip the man unzipped and grabbed his penis with both hands Phone Post 3.0

Yeah U like that U Fkin Idiot - ziiiiip the man unzipped and grabbed his penis with both hands Phone Post 3.0
He said "yea u like that u fucking idiot" Phone Post 3.0

SolidFox -
Yeah U like that U Fkin Idiot - ziiiiip the man unzipped and grabbed his penis with both hands Phone Post 3.0
He said "yea u like that u fucking idiot" Phone Post 3.0
But OP didn't like it, OP didn't like it at all Phone Post 3.0

But he took one for the team, it was revealed that Crystal Meth Jesus's real initials are OP and.... Phone Post 3.0

His asshole was sore Phone Post 3.0

But for the first time in his life, he felt like he was part of something greater than himself. Phone Post 3.0

A bystander in the crowd yelled out," Fuck this app for not updating in a timely matter. This is why we can't ever finish the alphabet!!!" Phone Post 3.0

OP contracted the aids virus and died... Phone Post 3.0

But not before he rubbed

One off in all of your faces, taking you all with him and... Phone Post 3.0

all your wives were fucking black guys while it happened.

The temperature began to rise as Ronaldo grabbed both his penises resting them on his left forearm...

He beamed with pride at how they glistened in the moonlight Phone Post 3.0