The Jack Lalane Power Juicer

El Cabeza says:
i am completely sold on the Jack Lalane power juicer

El Cabeza says:
i just watched his infomercial

b says:
fuck!

b says:
u got it?

b says:
its just a blender no?

El Cabeza says:
and i am gonna place an order ASAP

b says:
cant u just put anything in any blender?

El Cabeza says:
no man, it extracts the juices so good

b says:
whats the difference???

El Cabeza says:
man its way faster than a blender

El Cabeza says:
it extracts the juices in seconds!

b says:
ull still get it all out a blender

b says:
hmm...

b says:
i cant only say one thing..

El Cabeza says:
jack lalane looks to be in great shape for his age

El Cabeza says:
better than foreman

El Cabeza says:
3 easy payments of 49.95!

WTF?

I had a roommate who bought one of those food dehydratos and guess what the first thing he wanted to try in it?

Watermelon.

Needless to say I called him a moron.

However, I have tried juicers and damn if they arn't fun to play with and make great juice.

yes i am completely sold... I'm gonna juice my salmon steaks, broccoli, everything!

The are expensive . What l mean is buying all the fruit becomes expensive because you get fuck all from an apple.


Who the hell was looking to get ride of a body? MDF

I think l am onto something!

i got a jack lalanne juicer. it is great and the best juicer out there. my only advice is, when juicer lemons make sure to clean the metal parts of your juicer right away. i left mine a day late and here and there and low and behold the shit started to get corroded. dumbass me

LOL

I think juicers should be made available at each fight event. I will be mailing Shawn Tompkins about this. Of course I will be getting the usualy answer, "Who are you and why do you keep e-mailing me?" Ha ha ha!