The microwave is the most depressing appliance

So you aren’t coming to the 2022 OG Calander shoot on kiriks island?

Don’t be such a pessimist. It’s not that you’re two minutes older heating your leftovers in the microwave, it’s that you’re younger than if you had to wait to heat them up in the oven. The glass is half full, not half empty.

And don’t blame the microwave. You knew the price you’d pay reheating your coffee. If you didn’t want to lose 20 seconds of your life reheating it, then drink it cold