The Military Meme Thread

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This hits home.

"Idfk what’s going on idc here’s the keys here’s your gun, I’m fucking out. "

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I had deployed several times on my own not with the entire squadron and never did a bag drag like this. At 13 years I did one with my whole sq and they made me dump my bag for another nco to check it. I was like wtf are you for real? I was like I’ve deployed many times I know what I do and don’t need.

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It’s really more ritualistic than anything else.

You pack everything carefully so it can be scattered across the parking lot, then you jam it all back in willy-nilly.

It’s like that scene in Dune where the Sardaukar drain the blood out of sacrifices and have the priests daub it on their foreheads prior to deployment.

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We have a retired chief in one of the other shops that will go “You can call me chief” and literally no one will and he gets so butthurt lol.

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We have guy that was a Marine reservist and the other Marines give him so much shit when he tries bro up with them. They probably wouldn’t if he weren’t a little weasel.

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The dreaded Accordion:

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Wrong. We all know he didn’t have his reflective belt on.

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