The Picture That Won Me My Wife

After this, the deal was done. Hooks in.

Fucking redheads. So easy to play. I knew exactly what sense of humor would rope her into a life of loud asshole Italian horseshit, sharp objects and great hair.

She'll read this in the morning. I don't know what to expect. Sorry sweetie, I played you.

With love,

Ricardo

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Make a girl laugh, and you've opened the door. Make her laugh frequently, and she'll want to stick around. 

Even if you're an antisocial wop with unkempt facial hair who lives in the woods and gives his neighbors a unabomber vibe.

Saluti, amico! 

LMAO...

That is all.

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