The REAL reason that Arlovski lost

First of all, I'm not one to gossip and you didn't hear this form me BUT my sources tell me that someone from the Militich camp snuck into AA's bedroom before he crashed for the night and laced his sheets with nare. As a result, he lost all of his strength and did not possess the finishing power necessary to put Sylvia away. That is not even the tricky part though. Where it really gets crazy is that once the hair was stolen from Arlovski's torso, Andrei flew out of his room in a fit of rage and this same henchman from the Militich camp returned to steal the hair from the sheets! Wait, it gets worse. The hair was fed to Tim in his cereal that morning and THAT my friends is why Sylvia is now the champ now.

LOL!