The Rock and I are close friends, AMA

 

Does he have a big cock? 

although i am just a bear, how many times have you had to convince the Rock to not give up and not be discouraged just because of your own many achievements?

Shut up, idiot.

What's he been cookin' lately? How does it smell?

StankieEdgar - What's he been cookin' lately? How does it smell?

IT DOESN'T MATTER!

OP can turn this thread sideways and stick it straight up his candy ass!

More like Jabroni 3:16

Jumpman23 - 

I am watching Moana right now with my daughter. Any chance the Rock is interested in helping out a charity case?  


You're welcome!

What's his steroid cycle like?

does he like pizzaa?

Ask him if he fucked that Rooster in "Moana".

I remember when Mookie burst on the scene and nobody believed him about the Rock being his buddy. Then he posted a pic of them together doing the UG sign hanging out on some beach. Mookie is a national treasure.

Let him know my 3 year old son only wants to be Maui.  We got him Maui’s hook as one of his Hanukkah gifts.  He legit thinks he’s Maui. 

Jabroney. 

Can the rock PayPal me a couple of grand? Tell him I've hit rock botton

spmaskell - 

Can the rock PayPal me a couple of grand? Tell him I've hit rock botton


I'm below rock bottom and will settle for 1 grand. I assume the Rock gets it.

Is it true that the Rock actually hates pie and loves streudel?

I have always wanted to know his supplement cycle. It can imagine that's insane.

He liked a post I made on his Facebook once. I was irrationally excited. 

The Rock is the real deal