the self-deprecation thread of doom

let me start w/ something concise and poetic:

i am short and fart a lot.

you?

(DON'T FAG OUT HG)

i am too smart for Turdle to argue with...




oh wait, what does self-deprecation mean?

self-deprecation is like when you go doo doo...

kanotoa - 
FCTV808 - let me start w/ something concise and poetic:

i am short and fart a lot.

you?

(DON'T FAG OUT HG)


But you are undefeated in MMA!


that too is a self deprecating comment. but this is not about me, it's you kanatoa! let one go.

according to miy wife I surf MMA.tv to much!




I have B.O. and I don't know how to sew.

 I'm slowly becoming the proverbial "dirty 'ol Filipino man"

My waist is the biggest it's been in it's brief life. I buy alcohol once a year and NEVER get carded. I was with Mad yesterday, and they CARDED him? WTF... To add insult to injury, I ask them if they need to see my ID, and they normally retort with "No need, sir." My wife, who is older than me gets a kick, because she gets carded.

I am unforgivably white.

I am hawaiian/portuguese

^^and short

I was born a poor black child...

lol @ some of these responses.

I can't run 1.25 miles in 12 minutes.

...so now I'm jobless.

I've taken up learning how to make/drink sakau.

thanks MT

My kack is too big for the ladies. My bench is down to 4 times my body weight. I cannot run a marathon without huffing and puffing, and sometimes I even have to put out my cigarette. I was only able to "do it" three times last night and then I had to call it quits, put out the cigarette and go to sleep.

My farts wake people up freom a dead sleep..

LoCoPlaTta - My farts wake people up freom a dead sleep..


Now THAT'S just flat out boastful!

I'm 44. My fiance's 27. Does that make me a "Dirty Old Filipino Man"??

Honolii - I'm 44. My fiance's 27. Does that make me a "Dirty Old Filipino Man"??


You and LoCo should go pump each other! You bragging bastards!