The Sheriff is a

BONG!

He said the sheriff is near!

Hold it. The next man makes a move the n**ger get it. Phone Post 3.0

"Candygram for Mongo."

Phone Post 3.0

Work, work, work, work...

Hello boys!

Cues me while I whip this out.

"'Cuse me while I whip this out."

D'oh!

so, what do you like to do for fun?

"That uppity nigger gone off and hit me in the head with a shovel!" Phone Post 3.0

Near!

"Land...land...land....see snatch".

Are we awake?
We're not sure. Are we... black?
Yes, we are.
Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled. Phone Post 3.0

Bitta baby. 13 is my limit in schnitzengruben. Phone Post 3.0

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Up yours nigger! Phone Post 3.0

Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad. Phone Post 3.0

Mongo only pawn in game of life Phone Post 3.0

Anybody got a dime?!?!?!?!?!!

Someone ride back to town and get a shitload of dimes!