the SImpsons greatest, yet unappreciated line ever

"This donut had purple in it. Purple is a fruit." - Homer

"Sorry. The fingers you're attempting to type with are too fat." - Homer's computer Phone Post 3.0

"To alcohol the cause and solution to all life's problems"

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Clarence Parents - Nelson : You made me bleed my own blood! .. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
Isn't that a Ben stiller line in dodgeball? Phone Post 3.0

yep

pre 2002 Simpsons is quite possibly the GOAT half hour comedy

D'oh Phone Post 3.0

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Rentbrains - 
Clarence Parents - Nelson : You made me bleed my own blood! .. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
Isn't that a Ben stiller line in dodgeball? Phone Post 3.0

yep

Yeah they pinched from The Simpsons.

Super nintendo chalmers Phone Post 3.0

"Then she hit him in the head with a golf club..and?.. Don't you remember he always went golfing and it really bugged her.. You said he went bowling..doh!" Phone Post 3.0

Then why did I have the bowl bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Me fail English, that's unpossible Phone Post 3.0

I see you've played knifey-spoony before. Phone Post 3.0

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Phone Post 3.0

Homer to the family as they are about to fall into a volcano on a Japanese game show..

"At least we died doing what we love, inhaling molten rock" Phone Post 3.0

Everything's coming up Milhouse! Phone Post 3.0

Ralph: What's a battle?

Superintendent Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?

Principal Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.

Superintendent Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.

Principal Skinner: I've had a cold, so...

Superintendent Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's?

Long pause

Principal Skinner: Yes. Phone Post 3.0

Slash - Ralph: What's a battle?

Superintendent Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?

Principal Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.

Superintendent Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.

Principal Skinner: I've had a cold, so...

Superintendent Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's?

Long pause

Principal Skinner: Yes. Phone Post 3.0
Haha. The episode with skinner and chalmers and the "steamed hams" is awesome too. Phone Post 3.0

"Time has ravaged your once youthful looks" Phone Post 3.0

"But my mum says I'm cool" Phone Post 3.0

I am so smart I am so smart S-M-R-T
I mean S M A R T
(While house burns down around him) Phone Post 3.0

“What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.” – Bart Simpson
“Well, maybe if he’d had better arch support they wouldn’t have caught him.” – Homer Simpson Phone Post 3.0