The teacher pic on AcademicGround

is sort of hot.

except for her hairy knee.

ttt for the hairy knee and double D's

She is no Listerine girl.

I don't think thats hair...more like a rug burn.

I don't like her smarmy facial expression. She looks like a female Quagmire.

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?

Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.

Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.

Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."

Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.

Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.

[Pause]

Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.