I was looking at an old training partners record and I noticed his first fight was Dennis Bermudez. So I click on his profile and sure enough, it's the UFC's own Dennis Bermudez. It was also his just amateur fight. Guess I'll ask him about it. His name is Arnaud Young. 
You know what I learn when I'm bored? How many times I can masturbate before my wife gets home!
I learned how many times I could pet my cat before noon 