The Toothpick Mystery: Cracking The Code

Is it possible that Benson's incredible, seemingly unnatural abilities, along with his undying allegiance to his Lord Jesus Christ as evidenced by his post fight speeches and angel wings could all be clues in a 2,000 year old mystery that lives on to this day?

Could a portion of Bendo's success be due to the fact that the "toothpick" that he supposedly carries with him inside of his mouth is not actually a toothpick in the traditional sense?

I along with several undisclosed experts have been looking into this seemingly bizarre activity by the former light weight champion and we have reached the conclusion that the supposed "toothpick" that Benson carries with him at all times and is so secretive about is in fact a piece of the cross that his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was crucified on.

This is a family heirloom of sorts that has been handed down throughout the millennia from generation to generation starting with St. Peter who witnessed the crucifixion and ending with Ben Henderson. It bestows great power to all those who posses it and is a huge part of Benson's success.

Long have historians, collectors, archaeologists, and even dictators searched for pieces of the one true cross to add to their collections. Some of them even hoping that such an artifact would grant them otherworldly, god like, abilities.

I think we can safely say that Bendo is in possession of at least one small sliver of the one true cross and perhaps even more. Let's hope that he doesn't get involved with any bad apples within the illegal antiquities trading markets as that could ruin his career. Phone Post 3.0

U typed all that on iphone? Phone Post 3.0

Well if true I would have to say that he is no different than Lombard in trying to gain spiritual advantage. DMT, splinter of The Cross, it's all unfair advantage in the cage. Phone Post 3.0

As a Christian, you just made me facepalm. Phone Post 3.0

Yes, it is a part of the cross Jesus was crucified on. To beat him you need to own a Roman spear.


Too soon?

i am not saying that that Benson Henderson is the second coming of Jesus Christ, that is for you to think about at home.

Samson

Christ's dick bone, IMHO. Phone Post 3.0

Probable theory IMO Phone Post 3.0

So wait, where did Pettis stash Longinus those times?

This just raises further questions. Phone Post 3.0

Also...


Illuminate!!!! Phone Post 3.0

Then the Showtime kick must have been the devil going through Pettis to dick slap Benson Phone Post 3.0

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Illuminate!!!! Phone Post 3.0

thats what im honestly wondering is benson playing double agent?? says he is a christian and openly flashes hand signs that are clearly associated with the illuminate. like wtf?

Zeph - Yes, it is a part of the cross Jesus was crucified on. To beat him you need to own a Roman spear.


Too soon?


2000 years too late?

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kazak -
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Illuminate!!!! Phone Post 3.0

thats what im honestly wondering is benson playing double agent?? says he is a christian and openly flashes hand signs that are clearly associated with the illuminate. like wtf?
I agree with both of you! Benson is clearly illuminating something around here.

He is also probably part of the illuminati Phone Post 3.0

I was doing my NPD impression.













Elongate! Pontificate! Phone Post 3.0

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kazak -
FETT_buchu8oolong - Also...


Illuminate!!!! Phone Post 3.0

thats what im honestly wondering is benson playing double agent?? says he is a christian and openly flashes hand signs that are clearly associated with the illuminate. like wtf?
I agree with both of you! Benson is clearly illuminating something around here.

He is also probably part of the illuminati Phone Post 3.0
Lol up Phone Post 3.0

I believe Phone Post 3.0