!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!
The UFC are removing ALL rules and regulations for one tournament of superfights!
Silva - Lesnar - GSP - Cain - Carwin - Couture - Fedor - Penn - Aldo - Bones
10 Men enter - 1 Man leaves !
This historic even will take place December 21st 2012 ! Sell your first born for tickets now!
Wait a minute....oh, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
"Dana White - The Musical"
ATTN: Kirik/Chris
Dont forget
ATTN: Joe Rogan
Sonnen goes to Jail and Fitch by Decision. Just Gold! You guys are too funny.
How about....
Vadim "We are open to negotiations with the UFC."
this thread needs saving so we can see if anyone was right in 2012
btw
"Jon Jones defends again and brings Madison Square Garden to its feet!"
octowussy - I predict a bunch of shit-sucking mongoloids will call people "12ers" and think it's fucking hilarious.
Someone's bitter about being a Tenor.
Steven Segal inducted into UFC hall of fame
Steven Segal: "I taught GSP to not be impressed with a persons performance"
Oh god the 12ers are gonna go extra hard since it's the last year of our lives. I don't think wanna be apart if that UG... 
Attn: Joe Rogan don't call Phil Davis articulate
Michael Bisping comeback trail
By GSTQ
Zuffa purchases Disney franchise
By underground news
I'm Fighting charlie sheen
By OMA
I'm making my UFC debut!
By flawlessvictory
"Frank Mir Version 8.0 finally ready to live up to full potential!" Underground News.
Thiago Silva escapes from zoo for the second time in a month
Underground News
"Shark Fights 19: Jamie Yager fails to answer the bell in 2nd round, loses by TKO." Underground News
Here is a real one.
"UFC HW Champ Shane Carwin set for rematch with Cain Velasquez at UFC 143." Underground News
UG prepares for the Mayan zombie apocalypse
gracie - OMA dead from overdose
Insha Allah.
ATTN Bisping!!! The Count! RED ALERT!!!!
UFC and Strikeforce Officially Merge