The Witch - I am disappoint

Previews looked outstanding but the movie just did not deliver for me. It had potential but fell flat. Phone Post 3.0

WHat do you think happened?

I wanted to go see this this week.

FUCK.....wanted this to be the movie that actually made me say. "Oh shit,this scared the crap out of the me"

Damn! Phone Post 3.0

OP is gay.
Shit was terrifying. Phone Post 3.0

In for more reviews Phone Post 3.0

It has an 87% rating on RT.  But that doesn't say much considering they gave a higher rating to The Force Awakens.  I will go and make my own judgement.

Later Phone Post 3.0

freshmeat - the way I saw the trailer it was less about horror aspect and more about social commentary how humans can do horrible things to each other, such as when somebody is falsely accused of witchcraft

no wonder it falls on flat ears around here

did I mention btw that I really truly despise majority of people on this forum? the reason I keep coming back here and keep engaging with you antisocial sad bitter fucks is more because I like the window into your hurt white male psyche that it provides than anything else


your powers of observation are amazing. AMAZING!

I still believe. Fuck you OP. Phone Post 3.0

I thought it was just alright.

Starts strong then slowwwwwww then ends well imo

Most of the movie I was just distracted thinking about how shitty it would've been to have lived in that time period. Phone Post 3.0

freshmeat - the way I saw the trailer it was less about horror aspect and more about social commentary how humans can do horrible things to each other, such as when somebody is falsely accused of witchcraft

no wonder it falls on flat ears around here

did I mention btw that I really truly despise majority of people on this forum? the reason I keep coming back here and keep engaging with you antisocial sad bitter fucks is more because I like the window into your hurt white male psyche that it provides than anything else

It's ok tidbits. We know you're a sad little creature. No need to tell us.

Very slow and subtle. Phone Post 3.0

It wasn't terrible, just not what I was expecting. If you go into it expecting a drama then it is a ok movie. Phone Post 3.0

GONNA go watch now. Og critics are the worst Phone Post 3.0

Watched it earlier today...movie was terrible...me and the wife could barely understand the dialogue, only about 3 scary parts...the movie was SLOW ..disappointing as hell Phone Post 3.0

I liked it. A little slow but I liked the setting and time period. Phone Post 3.0

freshmeat - the way I saw the trailer it was less about horror aspect and more about social commentary how humans can do horrible things to each other, such as when somebody is falsely accused of witchcraft

no wonder it falls on flat ears around here

did I mention btw that I really truly despise majority of people on this forum? the reason I keep coming back here and keep engaging with you antisocial sad bitter fucks is more because I like the window into your hurt white male psyche that it provides than anything else


You've only been a member since mid-November, so no one gives a shit whether you sign-in to your account or go suck a dick.

I wish it would've rolled credits right after they show the crow going crazy on the mom's nipples.
















Sultry Crockett - 
freshmeat - the way I saw the trailer it was less about horror aspect and more about social commentary how humans can do horrible things to each other, such as when somebody is falsely accused of witchcraft

no wonder it falls on flat ears around here

did I mention btw that I really truly despise majority of people on this forum? the reason I keep coming back here and keep engaging with you antisocial sad bitter fucks is more because I like the window into your hurt white male psyche that it provides than anything else


You've only been a member since mid-November, so no one gives a shit whether you sign-in to your account or go suck a dick.


lol.
hook, like, sinker.





tenners gonna ten!!