There's Something About Mary is...

one of the best movies eva!


and that's a scientific fact.  



I work with retards. 

I was just taking a piss!

Have you seen my baseball?

But what about Brett Phone Post 3.0

How do you get the beans above the frank? Phone Post 3.0

definately 1 of the besst eva

I'm moving to Miami to work for ricearoni.

Miami? isn't that the San Francisco treat? Phone Post 3.0

Matt Dillon's character.

One of the all-time great characters.

"you yelling at me? You yelling at me in my own house? Don't make me open up a can of whoop ass on you, boy."

We got this one kid, Mongo... He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he's a good ship. So we don't bust his chops too much. So, one day Mongo gets out of his cage...

Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going

franks & beans

I've never laughed so hard as I did during the part where they are hauling him out of the house on a stretcher with the whole neighborhood watching and the retarded brother is following yelling "he was masterbating" over and over.

Ben Stiller is one of the most under rated comedic actors out there. Phone Post 3.0

7... minute... AYABBS.... Phone Post 3.0

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Matt Dillon's character.

One of the all-time great characters.


Fucking Norm the pizza guy

"Have you ever been to Santiago Chile?"

"Twice last year"

Later on when he gets busted

"Who the hell goes to Santiago Chile twice in one year?" Phone Post 3.0

We got a bleeder!!!

Still funny today. My wife, who hates american comedies, thinks its funny too.

I love that movie.