Things i will never understand in life

I compiled a short list of things that i will never understand in life. Mostly why people do X. Not trying to offend anyone, but i would truly like to understand these things!

Feel free to add your own!

1. Over consumption of alcohol - You know you're going to wake up feeling like shit, probably wreck your car, and act like a jackass sometime during the night - yet you continue to do it. Makes no sense to me. 

2. Anal sex + nude cartoons - Is there something wrong with the vagina? Why can i not look at porn without seeing gaping shit chutes, japanese cartoon rape, and cumfarting grandmothers? What the fuck is wrong with the rest of society, or what is wrong with me if this is the norm?

3. Racism/bad taste becoming illegal - When did bad taste and/or racism become illegal? Why are people getting fired over their halloween costumes or for letting some racial slur slip outside of work? 

4. Parents letting technology babysit their kids - do people not want the best for their children any longer? everywhere i go, i see kids oblivious to everythign else, faces sunk into a smartphone or tablet. Seems to be mostly the apple crowd as well. The kids can't even pay attention to something else for 3 seconds before needing their fix again. Why is this not alarming parents? Do you realize how fucking worthless and whiny your child is going to become?

In with you my friend . But I've learned the hard way that if think about this stuff to much it will drive you insane. Phone Post 3.0

I agree with those 4 and would like to add fractions. Decimals are so much fuckin better. Metric system fo life y'all!

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Judging in Nevada Phone Post 3.0

n2bateyou - If only everyone else was just like you. The world would be a wonderful place, eh? Phone Post 3.0


I didnt mean to come off as if i have an air of superiority. In fact, im trying to understand these things so that i do not have that.

Mike Morris - Judging in Nevada Phone Post 3.0


lol yeah, tonight was pretty bad. they dont even use the same criteria from match to match. It's nuts.

Pilgor the goat - 


I agree with those 4 and would like to add fractions. Decimals are so much fuckin better. Metric system fo life y'all!



Agreed 100%. It's just because they want to be different.

Brandable -
Pilgor the goat - 


I agree with those 4 and would like to add fractions. Decimals are so much fuckin better. Metric system fo life y'all!



Agreed 100%. It's just because they want to be different.

its bc we are better we use a better systen Phone Post 3.0

I over consume alcohol because of cunts like you Phone Post

I also stick my finger in my ass, while masturbating to anime... So yeah Phone Post

Paramount Donkey - I over consume alcohol because of cunts like you Phone Post


My apologies.

I drank myself retarded last night. Phone Post 3.0

I'm living #1 as I type and it is inexplicable.

Totally agree with #4

here's my number 5

5. Silver alerts. Why the fuck are we giving licenses to 90 year old people prone to total memory loss and dementia? 

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Why do women never mean what they say or say what they mean? Speak you're fucking mind bitch! Phone Post 3.0

cheesyfries - Why do women never mean what they say or say what they mean? Speak you're fucking mind bitch! Phone Post 3.0


Agreed. It's not cute, it's not being coy, it's just fucking annoying. 

cheesyfries - Why do women never mean what they say or say what they mean? Speak you're fucking mind bitch! Phone Post 3.0

 

Or not knowing where they want to eat but shoot down all of your suggestions.

 

 

THEN CHOOSE WHERE YOU FUCKING CUNT!

I don't think you should let tablets or computers raise your children. But info think they should have plenty of time to use that technology because it is the future. Phone Post 3.0