That make you instantly realize you have nothing in common.
"Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper of all time"
"I don't believe in spanking kids"
"Cagefighting isn't a sport" 
"i suck dick'
"I don't do one night stands."
lars_schifinkter - "I don't do one night stands."
Good one. More often than not those chicks just don't want you to think they're a slut- a couple drinks and some insincere comments about how classy they are and they're down on all fours doin' the carpet crawl.
Anybody who uses the word "blessed"..
"Have a blessed day"
"Be blessed"
"I'm not lucky, I'm blessed"
"another day in paradise"
"another day another dollar"
"first off i want to thank god"
nobadanymore - 'I have always hated you and we don't have anything in common'Touché!
Blah blah blah ...irregardless....blah blah blah
Stay at home mom is a full time job
"Decaf please"
Wait a second, you hit your kids?
Are you a lazy or an uneducated parent?
Twinning.
No beer for me, I'm driving
"Fedor is GOAT abloo abloo abloo"
Had a chick tell me she'd been raped on our very first date.
Well, technically it was at the end of our first date....and I had just raped her so...
"It is what it is"
Insert every bullshit business bingo phrase here
"My church group..."
"Social issues are more important than the economy."
"I'm going to the Nickelback concert."
"I post on the UG"
HST - "It is what it is"
This. Dumbest motherfucking statement ever.