Things You Contemplate While Smoked Up

I thought that the different concepts in Pulp Fiction could actually be profitable.

Red Apple Cigarettes
Jack Rabbit Slim's Restaurant
robbing restaurants

They might actually work I thought...until I fell asleep and woke up.

Do I like bananas caus3 I'm a repressed homo?

Who put all this gay porn on my laptop.

Why do I get boners when I watch ufc? Phone Post 3.0

Dying. Huge buzz kill. Phone Post 3.0

All the shit I should be doing besides watching stupid shit on tv and eating pringles.

joehogansheefer - 


All the shit I should be doing besides watching stupid shit on tv and eating pringles.


I'm eating Bugles right now

Another weird thing I start to think is that history didn't really happen. I feel like everything on earth was put here the moment I was born, to trick me into thinking there really was a history before I got here, but there really wasn't. Everything is just made up and not real before I was born.

AttentionDeficitDizzle - 
joehogansheefer - 


All the shit I should be doing besides watching stupid shit on tv and eating pringles.


I'm eating Bugles right now


I am watching WWE and no fucks are given.

The absurdity of dancing

Am I actually breathing better? (while running) Or do I just think I am.

Did I remember to turn off the stove after I made my saimin?

Where's my beer?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING REMOTE!? (in the fridge next to the beer I thought I grabbed) Phone Post 3.0

I usually think about whether or not people can hear what I'm thinking or whether or not I'm speaking what I'm thinking.

Then I fart, loudly, and things get weird in the checkout line.

Bananatoles - Do I like bananas caus3 I'm a repressed homo?

Who put all this gay porn on my laptop.

Why do I get boners when I watch ufc? Phone Post 3.0
Lol VU Phone Post 3.0

I think about comedy. Id love to try standup. Seems my best bits come when im high. Phone Post 3.0

and frozen broccoli Phone Post 3.0

Sennin - Am I actually breathing better? (while running) Or do I just think I am.

Did I remember to turn off the stove after I made my saimin?

Where's my beer?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING REMOTE!? (in the fridge next to the beer I thought I grabbed) Phone Post 3.0

saimin ftw

and better have some ahi poke for that beer

I reflect on all the things I'm doing that could be fucking up my life Phone Post 3.0

I think about a lot of different things. But it's mostly thinking about my future and what I want it to look like. Then I think about how to get there. Then I start thinking about girls and playing the guitar. Then I think about how happy I am. Phone Post 3.0

KyokushinCatch -
Sennin - Am I actually breathing better? (while running) Or do I just think I am.

Did I remember to turn off the stove after I made my saimin?

Where's my beer?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING REMOTE!? (in the fridge next to the beer I thought I grabbed) Phone Post 3.0

saimin ftw

and better have some ahi poke for that beer
Sadly no, but I just heard an ad on the radio for fresh ahi @ $6.99/lb. Poke bowls for dinner in the near future. Phone Post 3.0