New school dick grab
Guy actually tried cross collar choking me from inside my closed guard. Also some bullshit wrist lock attempt. It was way out of character.

Don’t greet me with OSS!!! when you run into me buying some coffee
I walked in to the end of a beginner lesson and the coach had the students lined up and was giving them the run down of how and when to use oss … it was odd and pathetic.
Bjj is a constant reminder of how old I’m getting. Started training 18 years ago and the loss of flexibility, conditioning, etc has been a sobering dose of reality.
I don’t hate anything about the sport, I hate that I can’t be 20 forever with all the time/focus/energy in the world anymore.

I walked in to the end of a beginner lesson and the coach had the students lined up and was giving them the run down of how and when to use oss … it was odd and pathetic.
never…the answer is never use “oss”
Meh, I enjoy training.
Teach the kids class 3 nights a week and train 3 nights a week (usually roll 2x and spar 1x).
I don’t get sucked into any of the drama and don’t shape my persona around my MMA gym.
I’m too old to run around repping “Tap, Snap, or Nap” shit and don’t go on about my gym at social gatherings.
Mrs. Crawler knows that I go there as I’m a totally different person when I’m not trying to choke the life out of someone a few times a week and cause it’s cheaper than therapy.
Was rolling with a white belt the other day and let him get the arm bar and I tapped. Dude started going on about how he tapped someone that has been training so long. My younger self would have smashed him the next round but what’s the point? I let people think what they want to think. Next round I set up sub after sub and let it go to just flow through the round.
Training is what you make of it. You can’t control other people so I laugh off most shit. If a white belt starts spazzing I will tell them to chill. If they don’t I will match their energy till they get the point.
In any case, actually heading out the door for 8pm advanced class so I’ll leave everyone with an Oss!!! LOL

Was rolling with a white belt the other day and let him get the arm bar and I tapped. Dude started going on about how he tapped someone that has been training so long. My younger self would have smashed him the next round but what’s the point? I let people think what they want to think. Next round I set up sub after sub and let it go to just flow through the round.
Same way. Now I just laugh it off. I find it amusing to hear someone brag about tapping me with a triangle having no idea it was the 15th triangle I had put myself in in the last 1/2 hr to work on my triangle escapes
Every tournament or association has a different set of rules … and I’m too old to do any of them!

Gis are stupid.
I felt the same for so long. And I still might. Honestly after 22 years of no-gi/mma, Gi has just been something new to learn to keep it interesting. Starting to taking strictly Gi classes since August 1st.
Gracie Barra
Practitioners who were their gi on an airplane.
I was going to shit on your point but then remembered a training partner that couldn’t hack it in the LA Golden gloves so they flew to Minnesota to compete there.

Training is what you make of it. You can’t control other people so I laugh off most shit.
This. The only thing that still annoys me in jiu jitsu is the goofy bastards who put jiu jitsu stickers on their cars and wear those lame-ass “joke” jiu jitsu t-shirts. I don’t say anything to anyone about it, I just find it gay and annoying. Been training jiu jitsu, boxing, muay thai for years, but I don’t tell anyone I train in anything. I just train. Only my family and close friends know.
That it’s fuckin cold right now. Takes me forever this time of year to warm up
still not enough women doing it

The loss of focus on vale tudo.
I know black belts who have zero take downs and whose whole games revolve around deep half, inverted guards, lapel guards, etc. If they ever had a street fight, they’d be in deep shit.
This. I want to learn the Brazilian-style of Jujutsu for self-defense/Vale Tudo. Not wrestle in between some guy’s legs for several mins on the mat.
great post

My biggest gripe is people like you who complain about what other people do in BJJ.
People who do shit you don’t like have absolutely nothing to do with your own training.
People who podium in 3 man brackets have absolutely nothing to do with your own training.
Black belts from Gracie Barra who got promoted based on attendance have absolutely nothing to do with your own training.
A guy in a different thread said he quit jiu jitsu because of “too many weirdos”.
Good job, bro. You quit. Now what? Now you don’t train anymore. Loser.
BJJ gyms opening and in 5 weeks closing or moving.
There’s no such thing as a “cheap” sub. There are just subs, some more high percentage than others. If you get caught in something you consider “cheap” you need to reevaluate your game and realize you have holes