Think my 33yo brother is a virgin

My brother never had a girlfriend though lots of girls like to friendzone him. I tried to set him up with girls but he is very particular.

He sort of expects a girl to practically ask him out, and I can only remember him being on a couple dates with no second dates afterwords .

I sort of worry about him. If he is happy being single thats cool, but I think hed like to be in a relationship.

My past girlfriends like him and say hes cute and they want to set him up with their friends, never worked out however.

Gay

Fuck him while he sleeps

The only way to "get him laid" is to hire a pro.

Kimo Lives -

Gay

Firsr post strikes again.

probably doing hookers every weekend, leave him alone

Tell him to get some cash quickly because you have a surprise for him. Go pick him up and head to Vegas for the weekend. Take him to one of the brothels and have him pay for a hooker and then you have sex with the hooker. He'll still be a virign, but that's no reason for you to suffer.

sounds like my friend swho is foreverfriendzoned, no matter how many dozens and dozens of dates he gets set up on by other people

 

 

does your brother tend to be indecisive about every little thing?

Maybe he is a private person that doesn't advertise his private life

I'm sure my parents and family thought I was gay. They met 2 girls my whole life. One wasn't til I was 30 and the other i was 36 and she's now my wife.

That would make for a great movie

Is his name blade brown?

In Limbo -

sounds like my friend swho is foreverfriendzoned, no matter how many dozens and dozens of dates he gets set up on by other people

 

 

does your brother tend to be indecisive about every little thing?

Sort of indecisive, not motivated to get ahead.

Kimo Lives -

Gay

I thought that, but I doubt it

DaveFu - The only way to "get him laid" is to hire a pro.

This actually happened to me.  Opened many doors.  OP basically described me.  

he's secretly banging your gf

Is he skinny to slightly chubby, soft pale skinned, smart, well mannered, and content with the small things in life. Does he drive a bland vehicle, wear bland clothes, have the same haircut he's had since HS (or balding)?

He could be one of the millions of men stricken with low testosterone.

Tim Duncan - 
Kimo Lives -

Gay

I thought that, but I doubt it

Ok you are gay then.

He was probably sexually abused by his brother.

SteelyRes211 - He was probably sexually abused by his brother.

Boom

has anyone suggested OP watch a gay porn with bro and either look at his crotch or touch his crotch to see if he is hard yet?

just want to help OP.