At alpha male? Faber, Fili, Bustin Buttholes all there to gather the sluts.
I cant help but think some blonde, busty California bish has slobbed on his knob and made him the happiest man alive.....
if he does a lil cocaine and crashes a car
we might have a champion on our hands
corruption is key for a fella like
“Mr. Northcutt” as he would say
thoughts?
Gaaaaaaaaaaaay
TheDarkPassenger - Gaaaaaaaaaaaay
It’s like you’re 18 and wondering if that good looking, ultra Christian guy you know is banging his hot girlfriend
has to be....right?
Sage lives in a “Pleasantville” universe. He would have to date a girl six months before holding hands and a year before he would even think about asking her to go to Lovers Lane.
SickEye -Sage lives in a “Pleasantville” universe. He would have to date a girl six months before holding hands and a year before he would even think about asking her to go to Lovers Lane.
If that guy starts dumping loads in 6s, we have a champion on our hands
mark my words
Sage doesn’t have to fuck sluts.
StankieEdgar - Sage doesn't have to fuck sluts.
*but needs to
*reaching full potential
Sage dates wholesome middle of America women
Sage doesn't masterbate because Jesus.. he doesn't waste his loads
Speaking of, reminded me of this little 4chan post:
I’ve never seen Sage with a girl, just saying.
Steve Iceman Little - I've never seen Sage with a girl, just saying.
Ok you got me, he isn’t gay.
bjtrashman -I feel like you're implying that TAM has straight guys on their team?At alpha male? Faber, Fili, Bustin Buttholes all there to gather the sluts.
I cant help but think some blonde, busty California bish has slobbed on his knob and made him the happiest man alive.....
if he does a lil cocaine and crashes a car
we might have a champion on our hands
corruption is key for a fella like
“Mr. Northcutt” as he would say
thoughts?
Lol’d at Bustin Buttholes.
I'mNotSurprisedMotherf**kers - Lol'd at Bustin Buttholes.
Came to post the same thing. Bustin Buttholes is pretty darn funny
GOAT St. Pierre -Steve Iceman Little - I've never seen Sage with a girl, just saying.
She hit the jackpot. She’s way too hot for me, but sage could do better. Can you imagine him with a thick, strong Brazilian chick? Those rippling abs as he’s thrusting into the sweet wetness between her thick, muscular thighs. The shame on his innocent, pious face as he feels his sinful orgasm swelling deep within his perfectly shaven and grotesquely shrunken ballsack, his mind wandering to the image of his sister, the only woman whose visage is the equal of his own perfect face, his father’s admonishing voice filling his ears with stinging criticisms of his own imperfections as he releases his superhuman seed into this irrelevant woman’s cavernous devil hole.
damn, i thought he would do better than her.
Well at least I’m not gay as I keep looking at her ha ha. Except the abs. Damn, he’s inspired me to go for it again. I’m not fat by any means, but I could be way leaner and show my abs! I’m at the “you can barely make them out” stage. So not fat but for once I’d like to show off too 
iEatConorCauk -Right on man, his so dreamy.GOAT St. Pierre -Steve Iceman Little - I've never seen Sage with a girl, just saying.
She hit the jackpot. She’s way too hot for me, but sage could do better. Can you imagine him with a thick, strong Brazilian chick? Those rippling abs as he’s thrusting into the sweet wetness between her thick, muscular thighs. The shame on his innocent, pious face as he feels his sinful orgasm swelling deep within his perfectly shaven and grotesquely shrunken ballsack, his mind wandering to the image of his sister, the only woman whose visage is the equal of his own perfect face, his father’s admonishing voice filling his ears with stinging criticisms of his own imperfections as he releases his superhuman seed into this irrelevant woman’s cavernous devil hole.
Nobody is that clean cut, I bet he is into some Patrick Bateman shit.
