This kid keeps following me

I've yelled at him to fuck off but no dice.

What do? Phone Post 3.0

Push kick Phone Post 3.0

Is he selling key chains?

If so, you are in luck!

Chiclet!? Chiclet!? Chiclet!?

 

Black eyes?

Does he look like a smaller version of you, and is some lady going to be really pissed if you do get him to fuck off?

'Cause I've got one of those.

He's attempting to play the knockout game. Watch your back

Stand your ground? Phone Post

universalflow - He's attempting to play the knockout game. Watch your back
This, or he's waiting for the right moment to rape you. Phone Post 3.0

Throw your arizona tea at him Phone Post 3.0

Willybone - 


Does he look like a smaller version of you, and is some lady going to be really pissed if you do get him to fuck off?



'Cause I've got one of those.


Bingo.

RIP OP, we hardly knew ya.

does he have solid Black Eyes?

Sorry bro Phone Post 3.0

untie him from your pants?

know the feeling. had two tailing me and calling me daddy in the mall. had to take the escalator and run down the stairs before i gave them the slip.

are you Hugh Grant?

CuddleBug - Black eyes?
My thought exactly when I saw thread title

Phone Post 3.0

does he keep calling you...Daddy?

Pull your dick out.