pigpen
1
today I stumbled across some mma haikus that I wrote a couple years back...
haiku about crocop vs igor:
a swish through the air
the light hides itself quickly
a fallen tree lies
haiku about tank:
mountain of a man
crumbling slowly from rainfall
of many hard years
haiku about ufc vs. pride(take it for what it's worth lol):
dying buffalos
charge on, while tigers sleep sound
smiling with full dreams
let's get some more mma haikus! :)
Bored senseless
reading dumbass threads
balls:itchy
Kimuras worst saturday night ever...
Tyson86
3
I'm not quite smart enough to understand your ufc vs. pride one.
pigpen
5
a haiku for kimuracrunch:
sorry that you're bored
hurling insults to quell that
is one way, I guess
a haiku for tylerdurtan:
no, but seen fight club
and now I see there's someone
with their name misspelled
Ryan_G
7
Mir/Sylvia:
One minute elapsed
Why is he stopping the fight?
Oh my God, his arm!
pigpen
8
nice, guys! :)
ttt for more mma haikus
lol@"oh my god, his arm!"
pigpen
10
that is a beautiful poem, dank! :)
A kiss on da lips
not those lips you dirty dog
it start off like this......
Pe de and Frank Mir
many nuthuggers pick Frank
till he gasses out
Rogan! Athiest?
Not as though I give 2 shits
wish I had a beer....
The arm bar was tight
The caught was screaming with fright
Pe Pano in two
pigpen
16
ttt for more mma haikus!
oh and tyson, the buffalo represents the UFC and the tiger represents pride(remember this was two or more years ago that it was written)
From north/south I fart
Rolling with new instructor
I am told to leave
pigpen
18
lol adam
"Haikus are bad for the sport...any sport"
what about ping pong?
haiku about ping pong:
a white lighting storm
the ball whizzing back and forth
the fate of two men
Wrestling other guys
Just wearing spandex short pants
Not really that gay?
rkilla
20
I wrote this for a Middle Easy contest:
Don Frye's thick mustache
puts fear in your mortal soul
The Predator lives