1.) Never choose sides
2.) Never contribute to their gossip
3.) Do not overshare personal info (this is a must for any work environment)
4.) Basically keep your head down, your mouth shut, and try to zone out the stupid shit they talk about all day
5) Don't let them catch you smelling their chair.
6) Don't dip your pen in company ink
7) know who is with aunt flo which weeks and avoid them
Bring donuts sometimes.
Keep your Fleshlight in a desk drawer.
When she's talking about something broken in her life (relationship, life problems, etc), she broke it but doesn't want you to help.
When she's talking about something broken in the office (printer, computer, etc), she broke it and wants you to get up and fix it for her
groundfighter2000 - 1.) Never choose sidesLol, if you do 4 they will think you are rude and arrogant
2.) Never contribute to their gossip
3.) Do not overshare personal info (this is a must for any work environment)
4.) Basically keep your head down, your mouth shut, and try to zone out the stupid shit they talk about all day
99 -
Man, women really have no instinct to protect their face.
i work with women all day.
one key is no OGisms. guys pretty much all appreciate them but women dont.
Eat
Sleep
Fuck em all
Leave
Repeat
8) Never ask them (the old ones) the name of their current hair color.
9) If they ask you, "How in the world do you stay so skinny?" don't reply "I've just never been lazy enough or self-indulgent enough to get fat."
Give up all ideas of ever being able to control the temperature of your workplace.
lol./
10) Don't work with women
Best advice: Don't
- Befriend the bitchiest girl or your work life will be hell.
I work with a huge cunt who is almost impossible to get along with even on "good" terms. I'd quit if I didn't find a way to be on "good" terms with her. Even now, she's a bitch who makes me wanna pull my hair out but it was a lot worse when she thought I was a dick (for joking around in a way no one else has ever had a problem with).
This beast is psychotic. She'll be flat out disrespectful (I'm one of her bosses) and she'll double down if you call her out on it or even try to defend yourself. She'll try to boss me around in front of our workers (she's a manager, just not as high as I am), which leads to many instances of us arguing in front of everyone and me telling her in plain English that I'm her boss and to know her role. She pulls this other sick shit all the time where she'll say something insulting and when I say "No that's not true because..." she'll say "Omg you're so mean, I'm done with you" and try to make it look like I'm picking on her. It's gotten to the point where I warn new hires about this sick bitch's demented games. She's also work bff's with my boss so there's jack shit I can do about her.
NorthernHospitality -Fucking see how they sneak in and try to manipulate us!!!Bring donuts sometimes.
I work in mental health. Have always worked with lots of women. Not a problem
sicko - When she's talking about something broken in her life (relationship, life problems, etc), she broke it but doesn't want you to help.True
When she's talking about something broken in the office (printer, computer, etc), she broke it and wants you to get up and fix it for her