Tired at work

What can I do to wake up? I don't drink coffee.

Meth, coke, 5 hr energy or Monster.

slide a straightened paperclip into your peehole and leave it there until 5

Do 25 jumping jacks then splash cold water on your face and slap yourself while screaming.

Repeat as necessary.

Start another thread. That'll help you stay awake.

Ill usually bust out some pushups if I'm feeling sleepy tends to wake me up.

Smelling salts

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