Titles of threads you've abandoned

There was a thread a while ago asking how many people delete a thread before it's been published, it's seems like everyone does at least once every few threads. I'm curious to know what some of those threads may have been, so post either the title or/and a short description of it

I'll start off:

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Titles of Threads you've abandoned

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