Bloody Elbow reported Tito recently opened a restaurant in Cape Coral, Florida.
It’s going as you’d expect.
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Greatest LH tacos of the Night?
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Somebody was telling me about this a while back. I forgot who though…
How did the restaurant equipment look? That’s all I care about!
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That food looks about as good as his cutting skills
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Tito Ortiz explaining the menu once he sits guests at their tables:
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Chael accused Tito on his YouTube Channel of throwing this fight. I don’t doubt it. $$$
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lol @ you get sick of people real fast
mixture of homesick and missing people… wow Tito, continuing to bend and contort the English language in unexpected ways.
the restaurant thing will be a total disaster. how could he not see this? who the fuck is running the show? a drunk, underpaid Johny Hendricks? why did Tito not learn from the texas steakhouse debacle?
the closure rate for new restaurants is very high. all of those cunts lose their goddam shirt. this is self-evidently a money-pit. he needs to cut and run ASAP. stop this madness!
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They say a lot of retired athletes lose a lot of money opening shitty restaurants for some reason.
Bigg Rigg’s Steakhouse 2.0: Big Head Edition right here.
That’s Bigg Rigg’s with two g’s in Big, FYI.
I don’t know about all your negativity. I just think that when you walk into the place the restaurant equipment shines.
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Can you imagine seeking a few tacos and being served that? They look like the worst tacos in the world of the night.
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Dana could do a show with Serra and Din called Lookin’ For A Restaurant where they go eat somewhere and review the experience. Let them start with Tito’s joint. Could you imagine the epic rant Dana could do after he was forced to eat those terrible looking hamburger bun “tacos” and crap like that?
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I’d like to hear what Serra would have to say lol
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Who did it worse Tito or Johnny 
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I would pray they had a shitty pasta dish on the menu just so Serra could taste it and then you would just see his head ready to explode as his heart got filled with disgust.
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Serra is a fake-ass Italian. Guido fuck. Don’t know shit about the genuine culture. He probably likes Chicken-Parm and Fettuccine Alfredo.
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