Tito Ortiz opens restaurant

And they’re on smashed hamburger buns for $20

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i wanna go the NE England and try a parmo. those things look great!

this one even has added doner meat! lol fuck your stuffy traditions and culture!

Food looks good. Id eat there

Well if he is cooking off quality restaurant equipment, it should taste as good as prime Monica Bellucci’s pussy…

One quick google search shows there’s a restaurant in Rhode Island with the exact same name and theme and its results show way before Ortiz’s. Come on bro, do some research.

War Titos Cantino

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3 edits? lol sorry for any offence caused, it was an ironic post, because while looking delicious, that recipe is nothing short of a cultural abomination.

a cultural abomination that I’d be delighted to eat.

I can’t wait for the next episode of Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsey

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Eat can all you

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Did he hire the gourmet chefs from the Fyre Festival?

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You don’t like chicken parm? Is it because your taste-buds are so Italian?

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I love Chicken Pajamas On!

I just know Tito smashed those buns himself.

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I wonder if the beef is freshly ground and pounded

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Not quite the exact same…The one in RI is Tito’s Cantina Mexican Grille. The one in Cape Coral is Tito’s Cantina Tequila Bar and Grille. Tito really put ALOT of thought into tweaking the name

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Those edits had nothing to do with you, you arrogant schizo cunt.

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Put a glob of ketchup on the side and it might fit into that one thread with that guy’s horrible food.

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I can already see Tito’s plan…he will most definitely wind up on the show Bar Rescue

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You have to admit…

These were the best tacos of the night.

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Tito is reaching for grapes here. He should at least have a juicy juice box margarita on the menu or a me myself and chuck taco plate.

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