Toilet Behavior

What is your SOP while pissing?

Some like to try to fill the bowl with bubbles. I like to make the holy cross (father, son, holy ghost stuff) to assure myself that a hell spawn won't emerge from the depths of my bowl to rape my tight, virgin asshole next time I take a shit. Has worked flawlessly so far.

What is the OG's normal toilet procedure?

At home the only rule I follow is 'don't piss on the floor.' But in public for some reason I try to pee on the bowl instead of directly into the water to avoid the noise. Phone Post 3.0

I try to be as behaved as possible most times...


But today I got farted on by the coverall wearing sloth pissing next to me, who chose to moan while he farted and pissed...

Great day so far

If there is a turd floating around I like to chop it up with stream of urine like I'm using a light saber.

I like to change the acoustics from low at the deep end to high pitch at the shallow parts Phone Post 3.0

RoFu - I like to change the acoustics from low at the deep end to high pitch at the shallow parts Phone Post 3.0

This motherfucker is a man after my own heart.

I have tried to recreate compositions while urinating.