hard shit to diarrhea to hard shit to diarrhea, felt like my ass was pissing, shit/piss water all over my buttcheeks, the liquid shit is coming out of the toilet its hitting the other liquid shit with such velocity. Its lasts 10+ minutes of me trying not to pass out from the trauma. I finally get up and the toilet seat is caked with diarrhea minus where my ass was sitting, I flush and lift up the seat and liquid shit drips everywhere 
even funnier its on the ug
toilets making repeated noises of itself trying to flush but its not
Stop letting guys push your shit in. Its messing with your bowels. 
........ Sick but funny
I've had epic shits before, some where I've feared for my life, I'm sure we all have but this one was special, I thought it was my time to die
dhughes - At first I was like "meh..." and then the last sentence made me lol.im actually going to Google that because I feel like a murdererwho just discovered the quran. Changed.
Anyway, this is called a stage four shit with a soft landing, fyi.
sounds like it was a real wrestling match against a very game and unpredictable opponent.
I give up.
dhughes - At first I was like "meh..." and then the last sentence made me lol.
u think its funny but when your toilet bowl looks like a big darkened bowl of spaghetti o's you'll feel bad
I wonder if it was a Seagal-esque shit after he was hugged by Gene Lebell? Or maybe closer to Tim 'The Maine-iac' Sylvia?
In HS I was on some antibiotics for something and it made me piss out of my ass for like 30 mins one morning and I told my mom there is no way I'm going to school shitting like that and she got all mad thinking I was being dramatic. Teachers were bitches about using the bathroom I wasn't gonna risk it.
Marbles and gravy
dhughes - No pics? TF?would you think about taking pics right after you were slammed by what felt like 2 mandingos
Vikingknee - In HS I was on some antibiotics for something and it made me piss out of my ass for like 30 mins one morning and I told my mom there is no way I'm going to school shitting like that and she got all mad thinking I was being dramatic. Teachers were bitches about using the bathroom I wasn't gonna risk it.dude that was the worse, "3 minutes or you get written up" so by the time you got there you'd have like no time left or half the time they'd deny you
Laughed so hard I cried. My wife thought there was something wrong with me when she walked in the room and saw the tears. I let her believe it.
Hocky Balboa -Loldhughes - At first I was like "meh..." and then the last sentence made me lol.
WFA asshole
moemar - WFA asshole
sounds to me like his asshole is well on it's way to earning a green name of its own.