"Touch Butt" = "Grab Ass" + Aphasia?

While many Diaz fans were gloriously geeking out over Nate saying that Connor was playing "Touch Butt in the park" with Ido, it struck me as unintentional humor that, when repeated over and over, was at its core a poke at Nate possibly having trouble finding the right words.

This type of unintentional hunor happens all of the time with Brandon Schaub and Joey CoCo Diaz. They say incorrect words that resemble the correct grammar and it's hilarious because it's wrong and funny, but the the joke is partially on them.

"Aphasia is a communication disorder that results from damage to the parts of the brain that contain language (typically in the left half of the brain). Individuals who experience damage to the right side of the brain may have additional difficulties beyond speech and language issues. Aphasia may causes difficulties in speaking, listening, reading, and writing, but does not affect intelligence."

I like Nate and Connor, unbiased here, but as someone who is dyslexic and has made grammar and spelling mistakes that have caused unintentional humor in the past, I wonder if those words were completely intentional by Nate and if he didn't mean to say "grab ass." If it was a mistake, to me it's still funny but worth noting that the humor is, at its core, partly at Nate's expense.

Nahhh Nate's good Phone Post 3.0

He's sounded like this since he first got on tv Phone Post 3.0

Is "touch butt" an expression in Stockton/CA or did this just come out during the interview?

Touch butt is a euphemism for grab ass that has been around for a long time. Phone Post 3.0

OP what is your take on pocket pool Phone Post 3.0

UGCTT_The Project - Touch butt is a euphemism for grab ass that has been around for a long time. Phone Post 3.0
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UGCTT_The Project - Touch butt is a euphemism for grab ass that has been around for a long time. Phone Post 3.0


and Aphasia is usually the result of a stroke -- not weed and MMA punches

UGCTT_Messiah - OP what is your take on pocket pool Phone Post 3.0
You must mean grab dick Phone Post 3.0

'touch butt' makes it sound even sillier and more frivolous

Touch-butt is just an evolution of Grab-ass. The main difference is mixing in pool noodles and river dance.

UGCTT_The Project - Touch butt is a euphemism for grab ass that has been around for a long time. Phone Post 3.0

This is the answer I was seeking. I had not heard of this expression and judging by how excited UG News and other Diaz fans acted, I thought he had coined it. Cheers and VU.