Trade your life to be a Medieval king?

Thread says it all, you go into a time machine and you are the king of a pretty big castle. You have 1 day to decide so you can read up on technologies that you can backwards engineer like gun powder, steel, penicillin, what stocks to buy in 1000 years.

You cant take anything with you and you cant change your mind. Your subjects start off pretty loyal but whether you remain in power is up to you.

Sure why not.

NO........I LIVE LIKE A KING NOW.........YOU GOD DAMNED PEASANT. 

BIGWHITESEXY -


NO........I LIVE LIKE A KING NOW.........YOU GOD DAMNED PEASANT. 

I would storm your castle irl.

Tim Duncan - 
BIGWHITESEXY -


NO........I LIVE LIKE A KING NOW.........YOU GOD DAMNED PEASANT. 

I would storm your castle irl.


I'M SO MOIST RIGHT NOW..............

So no more showers? No more internet? No more buffalo wings?

But the ability to command an army? To tell one's henchmen, "bring me the heads of a hundred Jews!"

Sign me up.

Barry Soetoro Jr - So no more showers? No more internet? No more buffalo wings?

But the ability to command an army? To tell one's henchmen, "bring me the heads of a hundred Jews!"

Sign me up.


OHHH......I FORGOT ABOUT BEING ABLE TO KILL JEWS................I MIGHT HAVE TO RECONSIDER MY ANSWER...........

BIGWHITESEXY - 
Barry Soetoro Jr - So no more showers? No more internet? No more buffalo wings?

But the ability to command an army? To tell one's henchmen, "bring me the heads of a hundred Jews!"

Sign me up.


OHHH......I FORGOT ABOUT BEING ABLE TO KILL JEWS................I MIGHT HAVE TO RECONSIDER MY ANSWER...........



David vs Goliath. Bring it fat boy!

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I'm here for the concubines !!

David@accu - 
BIGWHITESEXY - 
Barry Soetoro Jr - So no more showers? No more internet? No more buffalo wings?

But the ability to command an army? To tell one's henchmen, "bring me the heads of a hundred Jews!"

Sign me up.


OHHH......I FORGOT ABOUT BEING ABLE TO KILL JEWS................I MIGHT HAVE TO RECONSIDER MY ANSWER...........



David vs Goliath. Bring it fat boy!



SHUT YOUR JEW HOLE YOU FUCKING HEBE!!!

No fucking way possible.

 

I can already fuck women on a whim who would be hotter than any woman alive back then. Imagine the slim pickings in a couple shitty English villages without dentists??

 

Fuuuuuuck that.

No air conditioning, no thanks

I'm a modern King. Why would I want to go backwards?  

 

I should have gave you all beheaded for being stupid idiots. 

King Trav -

I'm a modern King. Why would I want to go backwards?  

 

I should have gave you all beheaded for being stupid idiots. 

I challenge you to a duel you English bastard!

Fuck yea and with the knowledge I have of today leave a crazy almost 100% accurate depiction of the future. Go down in history as the real Nastradamus.

Bang bitches. Invest gold into making crazy weapons and fuck shit up.

no

chicks back then were hideous, hairry, stinky, bad teeth......

not a goddamn chance