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Just a reminder for the poor brainwashed souls here, before they get thrown on their heads.

Have a nice day.

Jacktown Judoka

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Last night at the strip club, this ass hole decides he is going to jump up on stage and start shimmy'ing up the pole (maybe a dare by buddies or whatever)...So I hopped up there and grabbed his feet and held them away from the pole and he slid all the way down and WHAMMMMMMMMMM!!! right on his face! Then I pulled him by his legs and WHAMMM!! right off the stage, onto his back on the floor!

Then I threw him out.

Ippon for the Judo bouncer!

Train Judo

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JUDDDDOOOO CHHHHOOOPPP!

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whats mexican judo?

Judo know if i have a knife, Judo know if i have a Gun, Judo don't know anythin

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^ that was super old.

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old but funny

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they make four-sleeved gi tops?

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thats because judo is like a ninja, except real.

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^what a foolish fool!

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Judo's trailers going bye bye in a law suit with irresponsible and dangerous "bouncer" tactics like that.

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mad tiger is an idiot and a fool.

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Steve Scott has redeemed himself with his last comment and thus has lost his foolish fool status.

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Jacktown....theres a thread just begging you to come destroy,
affectionately titled, Train BJJ....go work your magic

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Lets be honest, that thread was destroyed in it's title, but it's fun to see weak minded fools try to play the game..I shall bat these balls of yarn like the Judo kitten I am.

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ttt

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hmm why dont you tell us about the time you got tapped at local naga competition by BJJ blue belt.

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The scariest bouncer I've ever come across was a Judoka. He was also a 240+ lb Indian (f/ Oklahoma) who happened to be deaf and had grown up with 2 older brothers (who beat his ass regularly). He'd also done illegal money fights back in his day (the guy would be in his 40s by now). But his training was Judo all the way. Man could he sqash a bar brawl with teh quickness...

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Unique, because it is a lie. Typical lies bjj men spread when the truth hurts and fiction is their only weapon. Name this blue belt that tapped me out, name the tourney, you cant because it didnt happen..thanks, Train Judo.

Jacktown Judoka.

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