Just found out what it takes to join the Tuscon Scorpions for all who are interested in trying out. It's a two phase test. The first day you walk into Don's gym, he grabs you by the back of your neck and drives his free hand repeatedly in and out of your face, if you can take that than he drives you to the local bar and has the bartender line up ten shots of Everclear, with which you have 3 minutes to shoot down in succession.
If you can pass those tests your in, just don't lose because then your off the team and you'll have to walk home, no excuses and no complaining. Got to love old school Don Frye.