Tried to Buy a Treasure for the OtherGround

Otherground
#1

Second try at making this thread because this site sucks some times.

Anyway, I am watching a local auction and this bad boy came up

 

 
I tried to get it but my bid was under the seller's minimum.  I will ask about it when I pick up my other stuff and If I can buy it, I will award it to someone on the OG who deserves to have a painting of a small boy fucking a turkey.
#2

Holy shit I collect art and that would be fucking amazing hahahahahaha

#3

Tell me about it.  This is the first time I have been the only person to bid on something and not won the item.  Even if I can't get it now, it will come up again at the next auction and then, oh yes, the turkey fucker will be mine!

#4

Someone needs to paint a monster in there. What was the minimum? Lol Phone Post

#5

Holy shit lol. Phone Post 3.0

#6

At least the kid is wearing a condom. He just put it on the wrong head.

#7

I have no idea.  I bid $30.  I will offer them up to $50.  We shall see...

#8

That might be the best painting ever. That's what should be on an OG t shirt lol. Phone Post 3.0

#9

Pure achievement.

#10

RML, you might be interested in this little gem I just picked up.  It is oil on canvas based on a portrait by Rembrandt. 

He is an ugly fucker, but you can't deny his swagger.  Check out the earring.
#11

It's...it's....beautiful. cries Phone Post 3.0

#12

StevetheWeasel - Turkey looks surprisingly calm about the whole ordeal. This must be nothing new.
Laughed so hard I pooped.

I am reason this on the toilet. :) Phone Post 3.0

#13

I see the turkey as frowning, but I may be reading context into his/ her expression.

#14

Wish me luck.  I'm heading over to the auction house this afternoon. It will be mine.

#15

FatChrist Magic -


Wish me luck.  I'm heading over to the auction house this afternoon. It will be mine.

Yes! It will be the centerpiece of the OG art gallery! Phone Post 3.0

#16

Best of luck!

Bring home the turkey! Phone Post 3.0

#17
FatChrist Magic -

Wish me luck.  I'm heading over to the auction house this afternoon. It will be mine.

Good luck, broseph. Phone Post

#18

The turkey obviously seduced the boy. The boy is a victim in all this.

#19
FatChrist Magic -

Wish me luck.  I'm heading over to the auction house this afternoon. It will be mine.

Luck hath been wished my good sir. Phone Post

#20

Holy Shit that was awesome! Phone Post 3.0